"Messiah (Christmas Portions)"

"The Deacon’s Masterpiece or, the Wonderful 'One-Hoss Shay'"

Prepare for what may be the four most excruciating minutes of your life.

We have limits now to funny, and one of those limits is not giving people who helped perpetrate the terror an opportunity to laugh it away.

“It’s a troubling feature of the virus that the victims don’t realize how sick they are,” the official added. “Unfortunately, many are beyond help.”